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Hány bőgős kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Mindegyik túlzottan el van kényelmesedve ahhoz, hogy vacakoljon a cserével.
Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Egy se, de dúdolj pár ütemet és elkamuzom.
Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Tíz. Egy becsavarja, kilencen pedig körbeállják és mondják, hogy ők jobban meg tudták volna csinálni.
Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négyen pedig körbeállják és nézik.
Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy pedig megkérdezi, hogy milyen hangolást használ.
Budai Kálmán jóvoltából álljon itt egy link, hogy hányféleképpen szoktak hangolni bendzsót:
http://www.zeppmusic.com/banjo/aktuning.htm
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Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben - 2012.01.25.
A csapat január 25-én játszik a Bonyai Étteremben. A kaja és pia még mindig rendben, a zene meg már nem is lehetne jobb.
Az étterem címe: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Honlap: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Asztalfoglalás: 0630/219-9996
Koncert a Bonyai étteremben - 2011.11.23.
Novemberben a már jól bejáratódott 4. szerdán várunk mindenkit a Bonyai Étterembe pár óra bluegrass muzsikára a sör és annak korcsolyái mellé.
Az étterem címe: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Honlap: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Asztalfoglalás: 0630/219-9996
Akusztikus Klub - 2011.11.20.
Koncert a Bonyai étteremben - 2011.10.26.
Október hónapban az új módi szerint ismét a 4. szerdán várunk titeket a Bonyai étterembe, ahol némi evés-ivás mellé bluegrass muzsikát szolgáltatunk. Belépő nincs, kaja-pia árak korrektek.
Az étterem címe: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Honlap: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Asztalfoglalás: 0630/219-9996
5. Bajai Bluegrass (B)Est - 2011.10.22.
A zenekar visszatér a tett színhelyére - 2008-ban a 2. Bajai Bluegrass (B)Esten adtuk az első koncertünket, amiről most megemlékeznénk a Banjo Jumping Band 10. szülinapjával együtt. Helyszín: Városi Könyvtár, Baja, Munkácsy utca
Akusztikus Klub - 2011.10.23.
Koncert a Bonyai étteremben - 2011.09.28.
Szeptembertől általában a hónap 4. szerdáján várjuk majd a nagyérdeműt a Bonyai Étterembe. Szerdán a szokásos fog történni: bluegrass, kaja, pia.
Az étterem címe: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Honlap: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Asztalfoglalás: 0630/219-9996
Akusztikus Klub - 2011.09.25.

A szeptemberi klubra a Flowers and Wine (bluegrass) és a bolgár Lilly Of The West (western swing, bluegrass) fogadta el a meghívásunkat.
A koncertek után jam, hangszert hozni ér. A klub még mindig ingyenes és nem dohányzó.




