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Mi a bendzsós kedvenc nyavajgása?
"Játsszuk a Dueling Banjos-t!"
A Mikulás, a fogtündér, egy jó bendzsós és egy vén részeges sétálnak az utcán és megpillantanak a földön egy ezrest. Melyik veszi fel?
Természetesen a vén részeges, a másik három csak mitológiai figura.
Eltévedtél a sivatagban és meglátod Tapsi Hapsit, egy kaktuszt és egy jó bendzsóst. Melyiktől kérsz útbaigazítást?
Nyugodtan próbálhatod a kaktuszt is, a másik kettő biztosan csak a képzeleted szüleménye.
Honnan tudod, hogy egy bendzsós áll a bejárati ajtónál?
A kopogás gyorsul és nem tudja mikor kell belépni.
Hogy hívják azt az egyént, aki a zenészek körül lófrál?
Bendzsós.
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Teljes program: www.bluegrass.hu
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Belépő nincs, sztrapacskát enni ér!
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Helyszín: ShowBarlang, 1095 Budapest, Soroksári út 58.
Megközelítés:
Villamos: 1, 2, 24, 51
Busz: 23, 54, 55, 103, 179
Éjszakai: 901, 937, 923, 918, 979
Hév: H6, H7 (csepeli és ráckevei)
A klub megközelítése: a Művészetek Palotájával szembeni park mögött van a Vágóhíd főbejárata, azon belül egyenesen a nagy toronyig kell menni és már látod is az aljában a ShowBarlang feliratot.
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Havi rendszeres koncertünk a Bonyai étteremben. Jó kaják, még jobb piák, a zenére meg már nem is találok jelzőt. www.bonyai.hu
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Játszunk a szlovákiai Bluegrass večer fesztiválon 2013.06.29-én 19 órától. Részletek: www.bluegrass-vecer.akusticka.sk
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