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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about what year it was made.

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that Earl wouldn't have done it that way.

For those who don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Scruggs

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to lament about how much they miss the old one.

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that it's electric.

What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi?
An Uzi only repeats forty times.

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Villanykörte 6

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy pedig megkérdezi, hogy milyen hangolást használ.

Budai Kálmán jóvoltából álljon itt egy link, hogy hányféleképpen szoktak hangolni bendzsót:
http://www.zeppmusic.com/banjo/aktuning.htm

Villanykörte 5

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy pedig vitatkozik, hogy mennyibe kerül.

Villanykörte 4

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy pedig vitatkozik, hogy melyik évben készült.

Villanykörte 3

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy pedig reklamál, hogy Earl nem így csinálta volna.

Annak, aki nem tudná miért: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Scruggs

Villanykörte 2

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy meg siránkozik, hogy mennyire hiányzik neki a régi.