• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 1113.
  • warning: Illegal offset type in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/l10n_client/l10n_client.module on line 259.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_area::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_area.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_area_text::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_area_text.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 1113.
  • warning: Illegal offset type in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/l10n_client/l10n_client.module on line 259.
Villanykörte 1

Hány bendzsós kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Öt. Egy becsavarja, négy meg panaszkodik, hogy elektromos.

Mi a különbség... 7

Mi a különbség a bendzsó és az Uzi közt?
Az Uzi egy menetben csak negyvenszer ismétel.

Mi a különbség... 6

Mi a különbség a bendzsó és a trambulin közt?
A trambulinon való ugráláshoz leveszed a cipődet.

Mi a különbség... 5

Mi a különbség a bendzsó és a hagyma közt?
Senki se sír, ha bendzsót szeletelsz.

Mi a különbség... 4

Mi a különbség a bendzsó és egy Harley Davidson közt?
Egy Harley-t be lehet hangolni.

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