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How can you tell if the stage is level?
If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth.
How many sound guys does it take to screw ina light bulb?
One, two, one, one...
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One to change it and 99 to make stupid jokes about it.
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and five to keep the banjo players from hogging the light.
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them are too layed back to bother to change it.
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Concert at Bonyai Restaurant - 20th April 2011
Once again we're expecting to see you at the Bonyai Restaurant on the 20th April 2011.
The address is: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Webpage: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Reservation: 0630/219-9996
Acoustic Club - 27th March 2011
Concert at Bonyai Restaurant - 16th March 2011
In March we'll play on the day after the long weekend, on 16th in the Bonyai Restaurant.
The address is: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Webpage: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Reservation: 0630/219-9996
Acoustic Club - 27th February 2011
We're having Petruska András and Stressed Hedgehog (Sk-Cz) as guests in the Acoustic Club in February. You'll find us at Budapest, VI. ker., Hunyadi tér 11. in Rock Randevú. There's a jam session at the end as usual, please bring your acoustic instruments and join us. Entry is free as always.
Concert at Bonyai Restaurant - 16th February 2011
Valentine's day after party at the Bonyai Restaurant. If you want to listen to some bluegrass, come and check us out.
The address is: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Webpage: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Reservation: 0630/219-9996
Poa Pratensis to play at EWOB 2011
I recieved great news from Liz Meyer yesterday: we've been invited to showcase at the EWOB festival to be held in Voorthuizen, The Netherlands. At the moment it seems we will represent Hungary on the stage with Melting Times during the 3 days of the festival introducing 42 bands.
Acoustic Club - 6th February 2011
Concert at Bonyai Restaurant - 19th January 2011
It's a new year again, the concerts are still ongoing in the Bonyai Restaurant.
We're looking forward to see you there.
The address is: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3
Webpage: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
Reervation: 0630/219-9996
Concert at Bonyai Restaurant - 15th December 2010
Our last conect at the Bonyai Restaurant for this year will be on the 15th December 2010, starting at 8pm.
The address is: Budapest III.ker., Reményi Ede u. 3 - webpage: bonyaietterem.eagent.hu
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