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Honnan tudod, hogy egy színpad jól be van szintezve?
A bendzsós szájának mindkét szélén folyik a nyál.

Ha az ablakon kidobsz egy bendzsót és egy tangóharmonikát, melyik ér előbb földet?
Mindegy.

Hány hangtechnikus kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Egy, kettő, egyes, egyes...

Hány villanykörtés viccet mesélő egyén kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Száz. Egy becsavarja, kilencvenkilenc pedig hülye vicceket mesél róla.

Hány bőgős kell egy villanykörte becsavarásához?
Hat. Egy becsavarja, öt pedig lefogja a bendzsósokat, hogy ne sikálják tovább a lámpát.

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