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- Doki, fogok tudni bendzsózni a műtét után?
- Természetesen.
- Remek, eddig még nem tudtam!

Nemrég egy kézműtétet hajtottak végre rajtam és megkérdeztem a dokit, hogy a műtét után vajon fogok-e még tudni bendzsózni?
A válasz: a kezét műtöm, nem a homloklebenyét távolítom el.

Hogy lehet megkülönböztetni egy csapat bendzsóst egy kupac szőlőtől?
Ugrálj rajtuk. Ha bor lesz belőle, akkor szőlő volt.

Mi a különbség a bendzsós és az aszalt szilva közt?
Természetesen a színük.

Miért hagyja a bendzsós a kápóját a műszerfalon?
Hogy parkolhasson a rokkant parkolóban.

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