Jokes
Capo
Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.
Cserkész
Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
They make good paddles.
Fishermen
Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
They make great anchors!
Sparkling eyes
How can you get a banjo player's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ears...
Porsche
What will you never say about a banjo player?
That's the banjo player's Porsche.
Ocean
What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Up to their necks
What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand [or concrete]?
Not enough sand. [Almost done.]
Defendant
What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
Javelin
How is playing the banjo a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
The best
Where do banjo players play best?
In a galaxy far, far away…