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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw it in and the other nine to stand around and say "I could have done it better".
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to stand around and watch.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to ask what tuning she's using.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about how much it costs.
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