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- Doctor, doctor will I be able to play the banjo after the operation?"
- Yes, of course…
- Great! I never could before…

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

How can you tell a herd of banjo players from a bunch of grapes?
Jump up and down on them…If you get wine, you've got grapes!

What is the difference between a banjo player and a prune?
Their color of course!

Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.

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