Jokes

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New chapter: jokes

For Matyi's suggestion we start a chapter on bluegrass related jokes to be found on the internet that we'll try to translate from English to Hungarian (and copy the English version for those not speaking Hungarian).
To enjoy bluegrass jokes you need to know the following things:
- the banjo player is the drummer of a bluegrass band
- the double bass player is the bass player of a bluegrass band
- the banjo is always out of tune but friggin loud
Because of these most jokes are on banjo and bass players, but there are always exceptions.

The jokes can be reached at http://pratensis.hu/en/taxonomy/term/11, or under the Daily Bluegrass Jokes in the left menu bar.


Read music

Listener: Can you read music?
Banjo player: Not enough to hurt my playing.


Sound

When do banjo songs sound the best?
When they're over.


Back up

What should you do if you run over a banjo?
Back up…


Which one of the following does not belong

Which one of the following does not belong: Herpes, Measles, AIDS, Banjo Players?
Measles--you can get rid of the Measles.


Tuning II.

What's the best or fastest way to tune a banjo?
With wirecutters.


Surgery 2

- Doctor, doctor will I be able to play the banjo after the operation?"
- Yes, of course…
- Great! I never could before…


Surgery

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."


Grapes

How can you tell a herd of banjo players from a bunch of grapes?
Jump up and down on them…If you get wine, you've got grapes!
 


Prune

What is the difference between a banjo player and a prune?
Their color of course!


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