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Daily Bluegrass Jokes
- Doctor, doctor will I be able to play the banjo after the operation?"
- Yes, of course…
- Great! I never could before…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
How can you tell a herd of banjo players from a bunch of grapes?
Jump up and down on them…If you get wine, you've got grapes!
What is the difference between a banjo player and a prune?
Their color of course!
Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.
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Start: 2009 Jul 9 20:00
The 3rd wednesday of July will be at the 2nd thursday of July because of summer vacations, so we'll be playing bluegrass on 9th July at Óbuda in the Bonyai étterem. Planned start is 8pm. |